Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...