grasshopper with no legs
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You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
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Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
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The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
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Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
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