The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...