Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...