Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Dream flying planes
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HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!