Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...