Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...