The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...