COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...