Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.