Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
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He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...