Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...