Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....