Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...