What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
If Wang made toasters…
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Three blind mice!
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What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...