Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...