Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...