If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
You could feed them a lot faster
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Brain transplant
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Geekonics
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Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...