Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...