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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...