Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...