Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...