What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...