During the Vietnam war…
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101 Things Not To Say During Sex
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Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
New scientific element: WOMAN
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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
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