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Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...