Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!