Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75