The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...