Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Elephant jokes 07
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Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.