Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...