Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...