Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.