Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....