The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.