Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...