In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.