Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...