New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...