Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...