Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon