likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...