The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...