You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...