tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...