Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...