What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...