Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...