Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...