A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
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Grenade pin
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The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Husband 1.0
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Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...