David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...