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What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
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What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
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Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
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Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
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The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!